Browsing All posts tagged under »Sexy«

What’s Next

April 8, 2014

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As people have been watching these episodes of MY PARENTS ARE CRAZIER THAN YOURS, I’m often asked, “What’s next?” As soon as I raise the money, I’m going to shoot the film version of my entry entitled, THE UPS GUY AND HIS PACKAGE. Remember that one? A beautiful, sexy, built, hot UPS guy comes to […]

Episode 2 is Live!!!!!

February 10, 2014

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Do you remember that time I wrote about an embarrassing incident at a restaurant?? Yeah. Now it’s in 3D. Please comment on YouTube and help me spread the word!!!!! I hope it makes you laugh. M

MY SEXY PAST

December 25, 2013

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I want to wish you a very amazing holiday. And for those of you who are sick of Christmas stuff and ESPECIALLY those of you stuck with your own dysfunctional families, here is a little something something to entertain and maybe inspire you. A story about the person I was and the life I had […]

“Hookah or Hooker?” #40

March 24, 2011

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His name is Mohammed, but we’ll call him Habib for these purposes.  When he pulls up in his Silver Mercedes, my mother is telling me that I should let him pay for everything.  “He makes money, you don’t.  And don’t, you know, hmm hmm hmm.” “What do you mean, Mom?” “You know, hmm hmm hmm,” […]

“I’m Too Sexy” #27

March 1, 2011

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You wouldn’t think that being 40, unemployed, and forced to live with your nut-job parents would provide any opportunity to feel your innate sexiness… But let me tell you, I am learning a thing or two about how life works and the miraculous surprises around every corner if you are just willing to put down […]