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NYC Adventure and Video – #86

August 14, 2012

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For my Dad’s birthday we drive to the city.  These trips to the city are marked by the ritual of eating at a specific Vietnamese restaurant in Chinatown followed by the journey to the Times Square TKTS booth to score cheap tickets to a Broadway show. When it’s my Dad’s birthday he continually says things […]

“Storage War” #68

October 11, 2011

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  I woke up with a runny nose and lack of sleep.  The dusty clutter from the hoarding in the house is getting to me. [Paragraph deleted] It has been harder for me to write my blog.  My father sees me on the computer and the barrage of questions come.  Last week, during Rosh Hashanah, my parents […]

“ANGRY GLADYS” #66

September 30, 2011

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When one of my New York City friends told me about a character she was going to play; a curmudgeonly asexual older woman in a moo-moo who went around attacking the rude and thoughtless behaviors of others, I immediately offered up my assistance, one on condition:  that this character would act out my personal pet […]

“GAY-Z”

September 23, 2011

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So, here it is.  Gay-Z, the video.  (Remember it’s a spoof).  See if you can spot Vito in his scene.

“Plunder the Smorgasbunder” #59

July 8, 2011

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When I walk into the kitchen, my mother is anxious, nervous, smiling, energetic.  The mail has just come and she is holding an envelope.  She wants me to sit down; she has something to tell me.  I’m paranoid that she’s found my blog, as she’s been snooping around my room lately, and I’m starting to […]

“Take A Risk” #49

April 30, 2011

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Before I begin, I would like to address the questions posed to me by Kim, the funny, wise, and compassionate writer from FAST APPROACHING MIDDLE AGE http://fastapproachingmiddleage.wordpress.com/.  In response to my last post, she turned all of my interview questions on me.  So here are the answers: -At 8 years old I was very shy.  […]

“The Little Engine That Could” #44

April 6, 2011

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Now that I’m living with my parents, I’m no longer just living for myself.  I have my mother’s pride and reputation to think about.  So when she volunteer’s my services to her neighbor who needs a babysitter, I try to step forth in the best light possible.  I certainly could use the money, but I’ve […]

“I Got 99 Problems But A Dog Ain’t One” #41

March 28, 2011

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If you’re havin’ canine problems, I feel bad for you son.  I got 99 problems, but a dog ain’t one… My dog is so gangsta, he wears his pants real low when he’s cruising in an Escalade. Even though he does bad things sometimes – like eat the steak off the counter that’s defrosting for […]