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My Dad’s Obsession With Nicki Minaj’s Big Butt Twerking

April 29, 2014

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Due to several unforeseen circumstances, (problems at work, problems with boys, problems with life), I’ve been staying at my parents’ place. But enough about me – there are more pressing things to talk about. My father is an insomniac. He spends an inordinate amount of time on the internet to pass the waking hours. I’ve […]

MY SEXY PAST

December 25, 2013

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I want to wish you a very amazing holiday. And for those of you who are sick of Christmas stuff and ESPECIALLY those of you stuck with your own dysfunctional families, here is a little something something to entertain and maybe inspire you. A story about the person I was and the life I had […]

Episodes 2 & 3 in the Can!

December 17, 2013

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On the weekend of December 7th and 8th, we braved the cold weather and minimal sunlight to shoot episodes 2 and 3 of the MY PARENTS ARE CRAZIER THAN YOURS Web Series. Thanks to you guys, my MPACTY family of supporters (especially you Maureen), I was able to afford just enough to get equipment and […]

Web Series Contest

September 4, 2013

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Hi Guys! Vote for my pilot webisode so it can win the Montreux Comedy Festival: http://www.dailymotion.com/contest/MontreuxComedyWebSeries/videos#video=x13ytwx If I win, I will be flown to Switzerland to be present at the festival. Can somebody say Toblerone? Who loves chocolate more than me? Who loves getting on a plane more than me? Who loves winning SOMETHING, ANYTHING […]

Campaign for Season One

June 19, 2013

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Wish me luck, guys. Tonight is the fundraising party (“The Pink Slip Party”) to kick off a 3 week campaign to raise $25,000 to shoot the next five episodes of “My Parents are Crazier than Yours.” I’ve created some cool cocktails, like “Broke and Beachless” and “Stuck in Suburbia.” If you’re in NYC, stop by. […]

Creatively Channeling My Passive Aggressiveness

June 14, 2013

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As a follow up to my last post, I’d like to show you how I channel my passive aggressiveness, particularly when it comes to chicks who leave the seat wet: How do you do it?

I’LL TELL YOU WHAT SUCKS

June 11, 2013

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When you’re a child of crazy parents, you learn to live in your head from a very early age. It’s safe there. It’s also the place where you judge everything in the outside world, to make sense of it all and to make yourself feel okay. You learn to say “Okay, THAT’S f-d up, not […]

“THE BIG SHOT-CALLER”

January 14, 2013

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My brother hasn’t spoken to me since the summer when my parents found out about this blog.  He accused me of “throwing everyone under the bus.”  These were harsh words coming from someone who I took under my wing since he was born and I was an eleven year old big sister. I recently sent […]

Annoying Cell Phone Users

December 3, 2012

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So, WordPress just published my post without the text.  Then, erased all content from it.  So here I am retyping it. My parents are in Florida.  And I am in Queens.  My life is luxurious inside the Dunkin Donuts on Queens Boulevard where I come to escape to my inner world where I am a published writer among […]

MY TIME WITH DENISE AUSTIN

November 16, 2012

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So since I’ve been banished from the Belotti household, yours truly has been holding it down in Queens with a bare bones existence, in a struggle for survival.  Thanks to a few kind folks who have bought a t-shirt (love you Bill M!!!) I have managed to afford lunch.  But things were getting close to […]