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PILOT EPISODE

March 20, 2013

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My good peoples… I bring to you…the 9 minute summation of how I got here. My one hope it that you enjoy it with lots of laughs.  My other hope is that my parents who will undoubtedly be watching this now that they know there’s a blog about them realize that A) I thank them for being such […]

Things My Crazy Parents Taught Me

March 4, 2013

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-Fart jokes are always funny. -Always use a coupon. -It is better to receive than give.  But if you are going to give, use a coupon. -Don’t go to a buffet without Ziploc bags. -If you are going to wear sweatpants with holes, wear an ostentatiously colored sweatshirt to distract attention from aforementioned holes. -Dining […]

“THE BIG SHOT-CALLER”

January 14, 2013

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My brother hasn’t spoken to me since the summer when my parents found out about this blog.  He accused me of “throwing everyone under the bus.”  These were harsh words coming from someone who I took under my wing since he was born and I was an eleven year old big sister. I recently sent […]

MY TIME WITH DENISE AUSTIN

November 16, 2012

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So since I’ve been banished from the Belotti household, yours truly has been holding it down in Queens with a bare bones existence, in a struggle for survival.  Thanks to a few kind folks who have bought a t-shirt (love you Bill M!!!) I have managed to afford lunch.  But things were getting close to […]

POST HURRICANE WRAP-UP

October 31, 2012

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So, I sit here in a Queens Dunkin Donuts, my home away from home, writing to you after a long absence.  The hurricane swept through New York City, while I remained tucked away in the cave-like room I am renting. On Saturday and Sunday, October 20th and 21st, we shot the pilot episode for MY […]

Kickstarter Campaign Just Launched!!!

August 21, 2012

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Okay, babies!  Here it is!  The moment you’ve all been waiting for.  5 minutes ago I hit the “launch” button and now the world can contribute $ to see MY PARENTS ARE CRAZIER THAN YOURS turned into a web series.  Who needs HBO when we’ve got ourselves? Also, let’s remember that I love my parents […]

“Wedding Crasher?” – #85

July 31, 2012

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“Would you like a roast beef sandwich, honey?” “No, she wouldn’t. It cost me $5.99 a pound.” “It was $3.99.” “OH. Well, in that case, why don’t you ask the dog if he wants one, too?” “Go scratch.” “You go scratch.” Rather than get annoyed at today’s love bonanza known as my parents’ house, I […]

“F*#k the Job” #76

January 25, 2012

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I’m a couple of weeks into the new job at the most dysfunctional restaurant ever, and I’m really trying my best to stay positive.  Every time the owner, who I must repeat looks like a mental institution escapee and sounds like a bear or perhaps wild boar, comes into the restaurant, he berates the managers, […]

Guys Who Wear Low Sagging Pants #67

October 5, 2011

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Before I get into the Facebook fiasco with my father and the current silent treatment he’s imposing on me, I thought I’d post this funny Angry Gladys episode.  Our favorite curmudgeon addresses the boys who wear their pants below their asses.  Enjoy.   And stay tuned for upcoming family dysfunction.  

“ANGRY GLADYS” #66

September 30, 2011

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When one of my New York City friends told me about a character she was going to play; a curmudgeonly asexual older woman in a moo-moo who went around attacking the rude and thoughtless behaviors of others, I immediately offered up my assistance, one on condition:  that this character would act out my personal pet […]