Browsing All posts tagged under »Humorous«

My Dad’s Obsession With Nicki Minaj’s Big Butt Twerking

April 29, 2014


Due to several unforeseen circumstances, (problems at work, problems with boys, problems with life), I’ve been staying at my parents’ place. But enough about me – there are more pressing things to talk about. My father is an insomniac. He spends an inordinate amount of time on the internet to pass the waking hours. I’ve […]


February 25, 2014


As you may recall, my mother has always gone to great lengths and much embarrassment to score me a date. She’s stopped men in the mall, at Bed Bath & Beyond, and even married men because she couldn’t see their wedding rings with her poor vision. She’s done anything and everything to get me married, […]

Creatively Channeling My Passive Aggressiveness

June 14, 2013


As a follow up to my last post, I’d like to show you how I channel my passive aggressiveness, particularly when it comes to chicks who leave the seat wet: How do you do it?

“Free At Sea” #53

May 27, 2011


I like to set every course of adventure with an intention.  A purpose.  A trajectory of meaning.  Going on this cruise I intended to experience not only some desperately needed peace of mind, but clarity about ascending to a better place in life, and most importantly, developing a special bond with myself. When we boarded […]

“I Got 99 Problems But A Dog Ain’t One” #41

March 28, 2011


If you’re havin’ canine problems, I feel bad for you son.  I got 99 problems, but a dog ain’t one… My dog is so gangsta, he wears his pants real low when he’s cruising in an Escalade. Even though he does bad things sometimes – like eat the steak off the counter that’s defrosting for […]

“Therapy” #37

March 18, 2011


To combat the stress of the craziness, both inner and outer, I’ve started doing Tai Chi in the backyard.  Not real Tai Chi, because I’ve never taken a class, but my own version that I’ve made up.  I recall Ralph Macchio in“The Karate Kid”- wax on, wax off – and the old geezers I used […]