Browsing All posts tagged under »Family«

My Dad Gets Spiritual

May 7, 2014

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So, I don’t have to tell you that my father is the modern equivalent of Archie Bunker. Except he aggressively uses coupons and loves naked women. So, perhaps you’ll be as surprised as me to discover that he has a new obsession: past lives. While my mother plays Mahjong, my father attends book groups and […]

BLIND DATES GONE AWRY

February 25, 2014

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As you may recall, my mother has always gone to great lengths and much embarrassment to score me a date. She’s stopped men in the mall, at Bed Bath & Beyond, and even married men because she couldn’t see their wedding rings with her poor vision. She’s done anything and everything to get me married, […]

Free T-Shirts for Loud Mouths

February 16, 2014

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First of all, I’m going to write a blog post about other parents who are coupon-crazy and always looking for the cheapest deal. Does this describe your parents? Tell me about it in the comments. Also – the top three people who help share this episode the most will get a free MY PARENTS ARE […]

MY SEXY PAST

December 25, 2013

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I want to wish you a very amazing holiday. And for those of you who are sick of Christmas stuff and ESPECIALLY those of you stuck with your own dysfunctional families, here is a little something something to entertain and maybe inspire you. A story about the person I was and the life I had […]

Campaign Goes Live!

June 20, 2013

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My fellow appreciators of dysfunctional comedy, Today, hot off the presses and right to you – the brand new campaign to fund the next 5 episodes of “My Parents are Crazier than Yours” is LIVE! http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/my-parents-are-crazier-than-yours/x/3530339 It was with your help that the pilot episode was born – now at almost 80,000 hits on YouTube: […]

PILOT EPISODE

March 20, 2013

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My good peoples… I bring to you…the 9 minute summation of how I got here. My one hope it that you enjoy it with lots of laughs.  My other hope is that my parents who will undoubtedly be watching this now that they know there’s a blog about them realize that A) I thank them for being such […]

Things My Crazy Parents Taught Me

March 4, 2013

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-Fart jokes are always funny. -Always use a coupon. -It is better to receive than give.  But if you are going to give, use a coupon. -Don’t go to a buffet without Ziploc bags. -If you are going to wear sweatpants with holes, wear an ostentatiously colored sweatshirt to distract attention from aforementioned holes. -Dining […]

“THE BIG SHOT-CALLER”

January 14, 2013

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My brother hasn’t spoken to me since the summer when my parents found out about this blog.  He accused me of “throwing everyone under the bus.”  These were harsh words coming from someone who I took under my wing since he was born and I was an eleven year old big sister. I recently sent […]

POST HURRICANE WRAP-UP

October 31, 2012

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So, I sit here in a Queens Dunkin Donuts, my home away from home, writing to you after a long absence.  The hurricane swept through New York City, while I remained tucked away in the cave-like room I am renting. On Saturday and Sunday, October 20th and 21st, we shot the pilot episode for MY […]

Almost There!

September 12, 2012

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Before I tell you about the phone conversation with my mother that seemed to restore connection (kind of like Verizon, but with more tears), I want to talk about the SIX DAYS LEFT on my campaign to raise funds for the pilot episode.  I’m so grateful for all the support so far.  Because of you […]