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“I’m Too Sexy” #27
You wouldn’t think that being 40, unemployed, and forced to live with your nut-job parents would provide any opportunity to feel your innate sexiness… But let me tell you, I am learning a thing or two about how life works and the miraculous surprises around every corner if you are just willing to put down […]
“Food Stamps For Mallomars” #26
February 28, 2011
It was an ordinary night of thievery. Middle of the night panic soothed with the scrumptious taste of stolen Mallomars. I did, however, make one fatal mistake. I ate the last one. Not on my A-game, I’ve been messy, out of sorts. Not the kind of criminal George Clooney would pick for an Ocean’s Fourteen. So, […]
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours 
March 1, 2011
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