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“I’m Too Sexy” #27

March 1, 2011

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You wouldn’t think that being 40, unemployed, and forced to live with your nut-job parents would provide any opportunity to feel your innate sexiness… But let me tell you, I am learning a thing or two about how life works and the miraculous surprises around every corner if you are just willing to put down […]

“Food Stamps For Mallomars” #26

February 28, 2011

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It was an ordinary night of thievery.  Middle of the night panic soothed with the scrumptious taste of stolen Mallomars.  I did, however, make one fatal mistake.  I ate the last one.  Not on my A-game, I’ve been messy, out of sorts.  Not the kind of criminal George Clooney would pick for an Ocean’s Fourteen.    So, […]