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“Vito Wants Out” #6
Vito has started growling at my father. I tell my Dad it’s because he’s not giving him any attention. But, deep down I worry that Vito (my Pit Bull) has a dark side. That he will snap and maul my Dad because he doesn’t like him. And that would really suck…for my father. So, I […]
“The Cell Phone F*#ker” #4
February 1, 2011
I tell my mom I want to be dropped off at Starbucks so I can work on my writing. She says I have to ask my father. (Am I 40 or 7?) So, I ask him if he’ll drop me off at Starbucks so I can work on my ‘resume.’ He says I can work […]
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours 
February 2, 2011
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