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Episodes 2 & 3 in the Can!
On the weekend of December 7th and 8th, we braved the cold weather and minimal sunlight to shoot episodes 2 and 3 of the MY PARENTS ARE CRAZIER THAN YOURS Web Series. Thanks to you guys, my MPACTY family of supporters (especially you Maureen), I was able to afford just enough to get equipment and […]
YOU KNOW YOU WANT A T-SHIRT!!
November 1, 2012
This will be called the Campaign to Save Me From Having to Get a Job as a Stripper. As Jules will attest to, these T-shirts are hotter than pancakes! Who needs electricity when you can BE electric wearing this hot commodity. All you have to do is donate at least $50 or more using the […]
“VITO THE GUIDO” #19
February 16, 2011
Vito refuses to take off his gold chains. He says he feels naked without them. Vito could be considered what anthropologists of our day call a “metrosexual.” Sometimes Vito doesn’t even care about the opposite sex. He derives his self-esteem from looking good. He often quotes Billy Crystal, “To look good is to feel good. […]
“The UPS Man and His ‘Package'” #16
February 9, 2011
I’ve always had a thing for UPS guys. They’re sexy and nice. What more do you need? So, when the doorbell rang and I ran down to open it to this cocoa-colored brother, standing 6’2” in his nicely pressed browns, how could my heart not miss a beat? In my sling, I sign for the package […]
“About To Get Some Action” #14
February 7, 2011
The rendezvous was set. Sunday night in the city I would meet The Indian – the ex who’s been texting and wanting to see me. Of course deep down I was hoping this was our second chance; that we would resume the lovely relationship I had so missed. But, for now, and maybe to protect […]
“A Shitty Situation” #10
February 4, 2011
My Dad says as I walk in the kitchen, “I’ve renamed your dog ‘The Ass Canon.’ What are you feeding him?” “I…” “–He farts like it’s going out of style. I don’t have many years left. I don’t want to live with them with a gas mask.” I’m thinking to myself, I get it. Dogs […]
“The Guy Who Dumped Me is Texting Me” #9
February 3, 2011
So, sometime before I got fired from my bullshit day job, I met this guy who was unlike any I had ever dated before. He was kind, smart, almost a bit nerdy (which I thought was a good thing, since I’d always had a penchant for assholes), and very tall. Things started slow, but before you […]
“They Ambush Me” #8
February 3, 2011
Now that I’m living with them, my mother has a new lease on life, a reason to wake up in the morning. She has found her life’s purpose: to get me married. Which is funny, because I can’t say I’m much of a looker these days. I eat about 12 Mallomars a day and haven’t […]
“Vito Wants Out” #6
February 2, 2011
Vito has started growling at my father. I tell my Dad it’s because he’s not giving him any attention. But, deep down I worry that Vito (my Pit Bull) has a dark side. That he will snap and maul my Dad because he doesn’t like him. And that would really suck…for my father. So, I […]
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours 
December 17, 2013
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