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“Plunder the Smorgasbunder” #59
When I walk into the kitchen, my mother is anxious, nervous, smiling, energetic. The mail has just come and she is holding an envelope. She wants me to sit down; she has something to tell me. I’m paranoid that she’s found my blog, as she’s been snooping around my room lately, and I’m starting to […]
“Dog & Dad Disappear” #33
March 11, 2011
When my mother and I come home from Waldbaum’s, where she was trying to use her expired coupon for hair color, we discover that both my father AND my dog are not home. I immediately get scared and nervous that my father has tried to sell Vito for money, while my mother is very worried […]
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours 
July 8, 2011
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