“I Got 99 Problems But A Dog Ain’t One” #41

Posted on March 28, 2011


If you’re havin’ canine problems, I feel bad for you son.  I got 99 problems, but a dog ain’t one…

My dog is so gangsta, he wears his pants real low when he’s cruising in an Escalade.

Even though he does bad things sometimes – like eat the steak off the counter that’s defrosting for dinner…

…he apologizes afterwards.

photo: Mindy Katzman

When I haven’t fed him on time, he sings Julio Iglesias.

He hates baths and wonders why he can’t just put on some more Drakkar Noir.

photo: Mindy Katzman

When he sees the papparazzi coming, he pretends not to notice, then sucks his stomach in.

photo: Mindy Katzman

He often wonders why the French Poodle never called him back.  I have to remind him not to take it personally.

My dog has such a big ego, he opened his own Twitter account.  His last post read: “The next Bichon Frise with a Napoleon complex who tries to hump me will become an hors d’oeuvre.”

He has a sensitive side most people don’t see.

He’s my B.F.F.

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