You wouldn’t think that being 40, unemployed, and forced to live with your nut-job parents would provide any opportunity to feel your innate sexiness… But let me tell you, I am learning a thing or two about how life works and the miraculous surprises around every corner if you are just willing to put down your negativity and doubt for one second.
Maybe you already know that your experience of life is almost wholly determined by your attitude and the filter through which you see things. I can say that life is just plain shitty sometimes. But, when you open a smidgeon to the possibility of life and its adventures – IF you are willing to get out of bed and say Bring it on, then my friends, good times will roll.
The weather was gray and damp yesterday. I was almost paralyzed by my thoughts of being condemned to a lifetime with silverware stealing, coupon scamming, incessantly arguing parents who would never get me. I lay there, wrapped up in my brother’s old Thundercats comforter. You could say I was curled up with my lifelong companion, the melancholy that doesn’t go away despite how nicely you ask. I had no desire to do anything. Life or any effort to live it seemed futile. So, when Rob called me to see if I wanted to go to the old Printer’s Devil Bar downtown with him and his cousin, I surprised myself by saying, “What time should I be ready?”
No expectations for anything good, bad or otherwise, I took a shower (I know, can you believe it?) and got myself out there. Two apple martinis in, and my mojo kicks in. I’ve got so much of it, it’s coming out my ears. I start talking to two guys much younger than me in those button-down shirts New Jersey and Long Island boys are notorious for wearing. I treat them like I’m way too valuable for them. So, of course they want to buy me a drink. In one coup d’etat moment after another, I’m getting free drinks, attention, questions about myself, you name it. I interrupt them to say, “Boys, forgive me. There’s only one of me to go around.” And I move on.
As I pass the guitar-wielding singer at the mic in between songs, I lean in and say, “Sing some Jane’s Addiction, will ya?”
At one point, I catch my reflection in the bar’s mirror and I like what I see. When’s the last time that happened?
I’m talking to another group of single guys. One of them says to me, “Those are some great heels.” I say, “Tell me something I don’t know.” I notice a few girls on the other side of the bar looking at me. Don’t hate, AP-PRE-CI-ATE, ladies.
The singer is crooning “Jane Says,” when he suddenly stops mid-verse, and the only thing you hear in the bar is me singing. Everyone cheers. I feel like I’m in a Stella Artois commercial where a nobody character rises to stardom in a nowhere bar. It may not be “healthy” to say drinking is a good thing, but babies, apple martinis are good to me.
On the way home, Rob and his cousin talked in the front seat. I sat in the back, my face pressed against the drizzly window. To think I almost didn’t go out. Those boys would have never had the opportunity to meet me. But seriously, I would have missed out on the fun…and learning this great lesson. It’s not the depression you have to fight – but letting yourself be crippled by it.
Everyone has a right to feel sexy. Single or not. Unemployed or not. Living with maniacs, or all by your lonesome. Lots of money in the bank or not a penny. It’s an inside job. And this is the neatly wrapped gift that life placed in my lap for simply saying YES despite my depression.
Rob finally pulled up in my driveway and asked if we’d all like to do this again on Friday night. “What time should I be ready?” I asked. I started to walk away – but turned back quickly. Rob rolled his window down.
“Next time I’m getting digits,” I said before sashaying to the house.
I got in the house and ran up the stairs the way I always ran up the stairs as a kid because I was afraid there was a monster at my heels. In my room where I left my phone, I saw there was a text message from my ex. The one who so easily broke my heart. It said, “Hi. How are you?”
I deleted it.
I picked up Vito’s paws, got down on my knees and slow danced with him while singing Frank Sinatra.
…Someday when I’m awfully low,
When the world is cold
I will feel a glow just thinking of you…
And the way you look tonight…
Would you believe me if I told you that Vito put his big head on my shoulder? I love my dog. He’s got mojo, too.
marriagecoach1
March 1, 2011
Great post enjoyed reading it.
Blessings on you and yours
John Wilder
CuppySkully
March 1, 2011
oh Vito….
i would love to slow-dance with you..
livelaughloveliquor
March 1, 2011
“Maybe you already know that your experience of life is almost wholly determined by your attitude and the filter through which you see things.”
Amen. So true. Glad you had a good time.
tinkerbelle86
March 1, 2011
what is it with parents and coupons!!!!
Ed Williams
March 1, 2011
Enjoyable read. Thanks!
Bren
March 1, 2011
Go on with you bad self gf!! Hey, even though we’re 40 or over 40, we can still have more sex appeal than those teeny boppers!! Glad to hear you had a fab night and RAWKED it! 🙂
Leah Dotten
March 1, 2011
Congratulations for kicking the depression to the curb for the night. I bet you were the hottest one in the whole bar. Loved this post.
elenamusic
March 1, 2011
You go, girl!
suicide_blond
March 1, 2011
“curled up with my lifetime companion …melancholy” … 🙂 loooved it… xoxo
Ava Aston's Muckery
March 1, 2011
I am such a blonde girl…I read the entire blog thinking it was written from Vito’s point of view. Makes much more sense when I finally realized that was not the case!
I enjoyed it very much.
Blessings,
Ava
xox
madfattergirl
March 1, 2011
Your comment had me rolling!
kbomb78
March 1, 2011
Great Post I totally Get it!! There is nothing better than getting out there and feeling Sexy!
Glendene Wolf
March 1, 2011
Funny post. I am turning 43 in a few days, and am currently serving as a Peace Corps volunteer in Azerbaijan, but before that I too lived with my mom. Funny how some relationships never change. I often felt that I was a teenager all over again. Not pretty, not pretty at all. Best of luck to you.
The Simple Life of a Country Man's Wife
March 1, 2011
Glad you had a wonderful night (and your dog, too).
Mina
March 1, 2011
ah yes, “Silverware stealing for the Advanced Drinker” was there not an article on that in Psychology Today Magazine?- Mazel Tov on the sexiness btw. I say, if you can manage in Thundercats sheets to feel remotely sexy (when of course this is not deemed your ‘come hither’ boudoir usual) then a drink my friend, you do deserve. 😉
Cheers*
sixthirtythree
March 1, 2011
OMG!! I loved your post!!
It’s not the depression you have to fight – but letting yourself be crippled by it. (Wonderful point!)
Congratulations on being Freshly Pressed!
Someone's Mom
March 1, 2011
You are a great writer and I love this post. I came across your blog due to the title. I also have crazy ass, nut job parents. I’m looking forward to going back and reading your posts to see how our parents compare. Just keeping my fingers crossed that my kids do not write a blog about me in 20 years 😉
Glad you had a great day yesterday! We certainly all deserve to feel sexy every once in a while.
rtcrita
March 1, 2011
This was just great. I’ve been feeling a little like the sharks are always cruising nearby, and the dragons are just outside my door. Sometimes, it just gets tiring to be the dragonslayer, and I just want to kick my heels up and go OUT! You have just inspired me to say “yes” and do it.
Thanks for sharing your story.
Katie Gou
March 1, 2011
Thank you, thank you, thank you! You’ve brightened up a depressing day. Dogs always have mojo :), it’s natural to them!
thedailydish
March 1, 2011
Don’t hate, AP-PRE-CI-ATE, ladies.
Damn skippy.
junemoon
March 1, 2011
What a great post! I’m sitting up here in the Frozen A Lot of the Time North Land, unemployed, depressed, and totally not feeling sexy and reading about your day out made me smile. Good reminder about choices in life and the power of our own self image. Kudos to you for saying yes to an invitation to get out of the house – I know how hard that can be sometimes!
Catherine
March 1, 2011
I love the hell out of this post! This is exactly what I needed today. You are so right – sometimes you just have to get out of the house, force yourself out of your depression. No one will do it for you. And you never know what you will find or experience out there. I had several of these “aha” moments right after my break up too. I was at home, miserable after cancelling my wedding, and someone would convince me to go out. And it was amazing – the world had not ended while I was at home wallowing! There were still interesting people out there – and gasp – I was capable of being charming! It was a great wake up call. Now, you’ll always have to remind yourself of this night to continue going out – that’s the important part. Thanks for sharing!
Aligaeta
March 1, 2011
Sounds like a great time! I ought to get out of my PJ’s and do the town. Oh, that’s right I have a man at home.
WanderWoman
March 1, 2011
That’s what I’m talking about girlfriend! Sitting at home feeling like crap has its purpose but only if it eventually has you come out swinging! Keep it up! 🙂
makingup3000
March 1, 2011
haha great post. I love how Vito can make life so good.
fdcarlso
March 1, 2011
Thanks for sharing! I suffer from seasonal depression and anxiety which I have been working through by maintaining a positive attitude. It’s great to have a personal win like you had on your night out. Kudos!
emevecita
March 1, 2011
was great reading you today! thanks!…
thedailydish
March 1, 2011
Hey Myra – you’re on the wordpress front page!!
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 1, 2011
Fuck me! I had no idea! I just came home and opened my computer to FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE see this many responses to my work! I’m over the moon, girl!!!!
faithandstagefright
March 1, 2011
So, so, SOOOO needed this today! Thanks for the great post. You go get ’em, girl!
Ascentive
March 1, 2011
Great post! I wish I had more guts to go out and just have fun!
Ladystou
March 1, 2011
Nothing is greater than how we feel about ourselves. If you feel sexy, you are darling and I’m sure it shows too.
johnlmalone
March 1, 2011
a bright, breezy, optimistic post. I enjoyed it
Rebecca
March 1, 2011
Oh my goodness!! You are a great descriptive writer. I almost forgot I was reading a blog… I felt like I was standing in the bar, admiring your heels and listening to some Jane’s addiction! Great attitude, girl. Keep it up and congrats on being Freshly Pressed 🙂
reneemason
March 1, 2011
Congrats on being FP’d. Loved the part about slow dancing with Vito and Frank; don’t Italians always make it a better day?!?
Harold
March 1, 2011
Congrats on being FP! Nice read!
masterplanner04
March 1, 2011
Thanks for that post. That was great.
SpinnyLiberal
March 1, 2011
Someone brought sexy back 😉 Great post, and I’m glad you forced yourself out of the house. Congratulations on being FP!
halfbakedlog
March 1, 2011
I enjoyed your story. I hope your good attitude (and free drinks) continues. Also love your dog. I used to dance with my dog too. And I dressed him up in my son’s old sports jerseys for Halloween, but no hats, he hated hats.
All County Insurance - Brea, California
March 1, 2011
Hilarious and fun story! That’s the right attitude to have when things aren’t going your way. Hey, if you don’t have a job, why not go out and have some fun at least? Go get them digits on Friday night.
charlywalker
March 1, 2011
Forty? Why you’re still a babe in the woods………………outside your parents house….
spread the humor: charlywalker.wordpress.com
anne
March 1, 2011
What a great post! I am loving your blog. I agree with the “attitude” business; dang it’s hard tho! I am actually living with my parents (who aren’t crazy) along with my husband and my daughter…. because we are in our -late- 40’s and unemployed. Depression is my stalker – I’m thinking about getting a restraining order…
lzrsbware
March 1, 2011
Glad that a night out, a lot of attention, and Vito gave you some much needed confidence 🙂
zeke & destroy
March 1, 2011
“It’s not the depression you have to fight – but letting yourself be crippled by it.”
Words to live by. Wishing you many more spectacular nights. Thanks you for your post.
jaclynfre
March 1, 2011
Sweet. Brave. Adorable.
Thanks for sharing!
oldancestor
March 1, 2011
By the way, good writing is sexy. So you got that going for you.
😉
Evie Garone
March 1, 2011
This is what I’m talkin’ about! Good for you Girlfriend!! I’m so happy you had fun, now go get some digits and kick some ass!
Mary the OINKteller
March 1, 2011
You got your groove back, girl! This post was awesome and a great reminder to all of us that even when it’s hard to say “yes,” more often than not, the effort is worth it in the end. Congrats on being Freshly Pressed! (And bully for you for having the cojones to move in with your parents. Mine would kill me. Or me them. It wouldn’t be pretty.)
wordsweneversaid
March 1, 2011
*grin*
You GO girl!
M.L.
(41 – single again and LOVED this post)
Unladylike Behavior
March 1, 2011
Someone needs to teach me how to sashay.
Ridiculously good post, love your blog!
metrouver
March 1, 2011
Ohhh that’s the sweets!!!!! By the way there is a book called the Secret it’s about energy and how if you think positive you attract positive events and if you think negative you attract negative events! You started your day with a great attitude and one thing after the next started to happen 😉
Misha
March 1, 2011
Hey! I just found you on the wordpress freshly pressed page and wanted to say: “congrats!” Your post was a bright and funny read. I just moved back in with my rents so I can relate (although yours definitely out-crazy mine). I especially loved your post on the TLCT’s; very true and truly annoying!
Misha
stylistnc
March 1, 2011
You know it’s always when you don’t wash your hair and you feel like you didn’t put yourself together for the night that you get the most attention. Cute dog!! And funny post.
fastapproachingmiddleage
March 1, 2011
Yeah, Myra! Freshly pressed and as inspiring and funny as ever. Don’t forget me when you’re famous.
Kim
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 1, 2011
Are you kidding, Kim? I’m taking you and Daily Dish and Life, Love, Liquor with me to the Emmy’s so we can get hammered on unlimited apple martinis! Plus, you’re unforgettable.
D.A. Smiley
March 1, 2011
Learning to say Yes despite depressions best efforts to weigh you down is something I’m learning more and more of everyday. You just gotta keep putting one foot in front of the other and say fuck it. Great Post
Jane
March 1, 2011
Bravo! I hope you do get digits the next time!
TweeCo
March 1, 2011
You rock!
You brighten up all of us!
Also, nice pic, adorable puppy
madfattergirl
March 1, 2011
Loved it girl! I had something cheeky I was going to say but became derailed by the girl who read it thinking Vito wrote it …… hahahahhaha ….. oh well …. hey …. I had a good day … Glad you did too. Blessings.
carlaat
March 1, 2011
Congrats on Freshly Pressed! I’ll buy the book when it comes out. You are fantastic!
gazingatnavels
March 1, 2011
The apple martinis weren’t responsible for attracting all that attention – it was the Eau du Confidence you were wearing.
pattyabr
March 1, 2011
OMG that was the sweetest blog I have ever read. Our 22 year old son lives with us (he is in his last semester of college) and I could relate to every person you described in your experience. I too still run up the stairs like there is a monster at my heels. Rock on my friend. I wish you the best for job hunting, partying and feeling your oats.
acleansurface
March 1, 2011
Jane’s Addiction Rules!
notesfromrumbleycottage
March 2, 2011
Loved what you had to say. Great post!
A Regular Teenager
March 2, 2011
it was hard to control laughing while reading this post cuz i was doing it while talking to my grandmother who was talking about growing old, it would’ve looked really bad if i had laughed out loud, so i tried not to smile too big. LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!1
http://www.regularteenageworld.wordpress.com
Lalisays
March 2, 2011
for a minute there i thought it was me i was reading about!nice post!
D A W S A R T
March 2, 2011
this post kinda makes me love you… also, YUSS! for Jane’s addiction 🙂
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 2, 2011
Well then I kinda love you too! Ha ha. Thank you!
zendypalisoc
March 2, 2011
what a nice post ! ..
🙂
shreejacob
March 2, 2011
Beautifully written and I agree with you, its not the depression that you need to beat but the crippling effect it has on a person’s life.
Thank you for sharing! 🙂
vixter2010
March 2, 2011
Brillant story – keep up the fun having and great heels wearing 🙂 I also live at home so yay for us 🙂
AnastasiaVS
March 2, 2011
Thank you for sharing! Feeling sexy is a gift that we all need to learn to discover!
pjf
March 2, 2011
As a 30-something recession basement dweller I’m so glad to see someone else taking it with a grain of salt and a sense of humor. Embrace the craziness and best of luck!
nunomoreiras
March 2, 2011
crap! i posted this message on the wrong place as you will soon find out…
oh well… greets to vito!
topiclessbar
March 2, 2011
Really great post. I’m glad you deleted the text. And, you know, Thundercats and Sinatra…Heck, you’ve got me smitten!
CollectiveDisclosure
March 2, 2011
Hilarious! Thanks for the much needed laugh. I love positive attitudes… it’s the only way to get through life! Congrats on being FP’d. I subscribed to your blog!
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 2, 2011
Thank you so much. I love your point of view as well!
Incognito
March 2, 2011
Loved this post…and the warmth and excitement of your night has just give me new hope… 🙂
Incognito x
bandsmoke
March 2, 2011
Such a good laugh and a fun post, congrats 🙂
inidna
March 2, 2011
Here here–words to live by everyday those bad-vibe negative feelings try to drag you down with them! This is such a great post and I can totally imagine Vito putting his head on your shoulder (although I gotta say that must mean Vito is pretty tall standing on his hind legs?) Haha. This was the perfect read I needed to cheer myself up with after a hellish day at work! 🙂
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 2, 2011
I got down on my knees to dance with Vito 🙂 He loves Frank Sinatra! Thanks for reading!
She's a Maineiac
March 2, 2011
This post was perfectly written! And managed to bring a slight smile to my face on this dreary depressing day. You go, girl! Thank you and congrats on being FP.
Sister Sundae
March 2, 2011
I love reading blogs at work while I’m suppose to be working lol… I think I just found a new one to keep me sidetracked from working! yes! mission accomplished. ha!
flatland57
March 2, 2011
Nicely done. Great story, especially the boyfriend at the end. Go ahead, girl!
kwalla86
March 2, 2011
Love it!
Tai Jimenez
March 2, 2011
thanks for this entry! it made me smile. hang in there! you are awesome!
cabinet stew
March 2, 2011
Inspiring without being “preachy” – funny without being too glib – simply perfect. I don’t live with my crazy parents (anymore) but they drive me crazy anyway.
ktb76
March 2, 2011
bloody loved this. life is so short but it’s so easy to let things get on top of you and just want to sleep or hybernate until it feels or gets better..but getting out there is the only answer – well, that and having an amazing dog.
ryekatcher
March 2, 2011
YAY! You got freshly pressed! You are sexy and awesome, never think otherwise. I love reading your blog, it never ceases to amuse me and educate me. Keep on with the apple martinis- whatever works 🙂
Brown Road Chronicles
March 2, 2011
Hey great post… I grew up on LI, been gone for along time, but the descriptions of the guys in the button down shirts, priceless!
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 2, 2011
Glad you could relate! And why didn’t I meet you when I was growing up on LI? 🙂
Lakia Gordon
March 2, 2011
Love this post!!
Nayab
March 2, 2011
Great post! Guess it all comes down to choice… whether you want continue living in a state of depression or actually take control of your life and enjoy the beautiful moments that may occur at the most unexpected times… 🙂
Sharp
March 2, 2011
wow this is the single greatest post I have read lately. It’s great to hear that it is actually possible to get up, dust yourself off and try again (that’s a compliment by the way).
Great post! And you’ll get there, don’t worry 😉
iskootāo
March 2, 2011
Beautiful 🙂
midnitechef
March 2, 2011
You so precisely describe depression as the crippling effect it has on you. I’m glad you had a moment in the light, may many more come to you! Kudos for FP!
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 2, 2011
Thank you, and I’m checking out your recipes!!
Liz
March 2, 2011
LOVE your post! You go girl. It’s never too late to get your sexy successful happy self back!
Congrats for being featured on Freshly Pressed!
Xavius Perkins
March 2, 2011
Hi, I just wanted to let you know that your blogs turn my bad days into awesome ones! I hope your life turns out to be as great as this blog.
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 2, 2011
That’s really sweet. Thank you, X. I always wanted a friend I could just call “X.”
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
March 2, 2011
Thanks for another great read, but damn, now I have that effing song from Right Said Fred looping through my brain. But I’m too sexy for this song!
PS: congrats on getting recognized and exposed to the WordPress masses. Well-deserved and hopefully an indication of even better things to come. As an early reader and appreciator, promise me a signed book when you get published. 🙂 Woot!
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 2, 2011
Alright, you can ride in the limo, too.
Nicole
March 2, 2011
I think my parents are possibly crazier still. Some nights out can change your life!
V
March 2, 2011
From the words of you — you are VERY sexy, Vito. So, kudos; from one sexy mofo to another.
V
fromrussianwithlove.wordpress.com
jillfeyka
March 2, 2011
Great post! It’s all about attitude, so you’re heading on the right path. Best of luck and congrats on the FP!
CMSmith
March 2, 2011
Great writing. Wonderful message. Loved your story.
Lina1504
March 2, 2011
being in residency i often fight life when i have to leave the covers of bed… however, the other night i tried – i *tried* to dress up – makeup, big silver earrings, etc – and actually felt pretty. for the first time in months. i can appreciate where you are (sorta, i don’t like w my parents) and where you’re coming from. i very much like your sentiment : you don’t have to fight depression but you have to fight being crippled by it. amen sista.
lezeep
March 2, 2011
Wow, when I read the line “It’s not the depression you have to fight – but letting yourself be crippled by it.” my jaw dropped. I feel exactly the same way and it’s good to see that other people are feeling the same way. Depression is a hard thing to get over, but it’s never a good idea to drown in it. Also, your dog is straight up ADORBZ.
Melody In Wonderland
March 2, 2011
I really like your post…great read!
http://melodyinwonderland.wordpress.com/
littlecurio
March 2, 2011
I’ve always wanted to see what ‘sashaying’ really looked like! Glad you had a great night, sounded like you need a pick-me-up. Everyone should have a Vito in their lives too…
The Compulsive Writer
March 2, 2011
Gotta love Jane’s Addiction. I love that you deleted that text from your ex. Being that you had some martini’s you may have been tempted to reply, or maybe not. Regardless…I love that your pooch was there, dogs! They are total goodness.
Maureen
March 2, 2011
Just stumbled upon this. Great! Loved what you said about being sexy. Thanks!
monicastangledweb
March 2, 2011
Well said. It’s so true. Attitude is everything. I’ve always said that.Having a positive outlook puts a spring in your step. Glad you had an enjoyable evening, and congrats on being freshly pressed!
doon po sa amin
March 3, 2011
hello. there. 😀
i love this post. if life’s a shit, who says we should give a damn everyday? the right to feel sexy, yes, we should uphold that one. time for new slogans, i suppose…
keep on writing. revenge could be sweet sometimes, even if it’s only in blogs – what say, huh?
congrats on having made it to freshly pressed. 😀
suburp
March 3, 2011
love this post 🙂 you got great mojo and so has your dog!
even if he has bad gas, lol (so has mine! he is a killer!)
livelaughloveliquor
March 3, 2011
HHHHHHOLY SHIT BALLS, MYRA!! YOU MADE FRESHED PRESSED!!!!! (i’m slow today) A BIG ****** HUGE******* CONGRATS!!!
It is totally well deserved!
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 3, 2011
Thanks homie!
livelaughloveliquor
March 3, 2011
and, yes, I will totally hop a bridge and tunnel over to lawngiland to ride in the limo with you! you know it!!
You totally deserved FP and hope you REALLY get noticed because of it.Now go tell your dad I said “shove it” before i call the manager of costco and have him busted. 🙂
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 3, 2011
HaHaHa…Stop it! You’re making my mascara run!
zcaron
March 3, 2011
Thats one cool dog.
http://annoyedbook.wordpress.com/
T.Ferrell
March 3, 2011
Nice post! I enjoyed the humorous narration and especially the slow dance with vito! Keep up the posting i’l be sure to follow your exploits from now on! O, and good luck with the parents!:)
Sincerely
T Ferrell,
HR Manager
CBA Solutions http://cbasolutions.wordpress.com/
lifeintheboomerlane
March 3, 2011
So funny. But I am bummed. I subscribed to your blog awhile ago and for some reason I don’t get the emails about your posts. Feh. Congrats on FP!
sixthirtythree
March 4, 2011
Hello,
I have awarded you The Stylish Blogger Award at http://sixthirtythree.wordpress.com/2011/03/03/the-stylish-blogger-award/
Mommy Needs A Pinot
March 4, 2011
So glad I came across this. While my situation is not exactly the same as yours, I can certainly relate. Congrats on deleting that text!
aloneagain3
March 7, 2011
glad you are rising above the depression… it is so hard not to give in.
Oh and by the way I think I am the crazy parent in my case.
Deeone
March 9, 2011
I thoroughly enjoyed this post young lady. It sounds very much like what I’d write myself. I too am the ultimate optimist. Being unemployed now for a little over two years, I find that it takes a bit more work than usual for me to boost up the ole moral; nonetheless, I’m always up to the challenge. I’m glad you decided to step out for the night, it always does the body and mind good to see others in a more different environment than home. The Martinis help as well.
You can’t put a price on good friendships either. They really save the day in times such as these that we’ve happen to find ourselves in. I’d like to think that it’s one of the benefits of not being at the top of ones game; you get to see all the true people around you in such a brighter light. They seem to outshine the negative ones who have some how forgotten your Awesomeness.
Nothing to cry over spilled milk about, you really just get to see that you weren’t in the mood for milk anyway. Continue to shine and enjoy your greatness. Believe me when I say, that those truest to you will continue to be there for you. You’ll also look around one day and see that some more have been added.
People like us don’t stay in low spots long, and what may seem long to us are really just short moments. One day you’ll look back over your shoulder and see that this time in your life was the greatest learning process ever and that you wouldn’t trade it in for nothing in the world. Even the stint with the parents…I have to admit I laughed really hard on that one. 🙂
Great post tho, you seemed to be a great lady that I’d love to share a laugh with over a Appletini. Cheers! 😉
Char
March 10, 2011
Wow lol great post I love it!
Erin
March 25, 2011
I was SO happy for you when I read that you deleted The Indian’s text. Good on you! Make sure he is blocked on fucking FB too!
I’m going to take a page out of your book and try and get myself to feel sexy about how I look next time I go out! Just because I’m unemployed doesn’t mean I’m not still a super cool chick, I’m just in a bit of a slump, and it will turn back around! I’m still fun and cute and smart, and any boy would be lucky to have me!
I’m glad I’ve spent so much time reading this, who needs sleep anyway! Not like I have a job to go to right now, might as well do something that makes me smile. 🙂
irratebass
May 26, 2011
Holy shit! 220 bloggers liked this post? You’re blowing up girl, take a bow!
Oh and great story, glad you got to go out and have some fun for a change.