Posted on February 16, 2011


Vito refuses to take off his gold chains.  He says he feels naked without them.


Vito could be considered what anthropologists of our day call a “metrosexual.”

Sometimes Vito doesn’t even care about the opposite sex.  He derives his self-esteem from looking good.  He often quotes Billy Crystal, “To look good is to feel good.  And I look mahhvalous.”


I offered him a rawhide bone to take his chains off for a few minutes so I could give him a bath.  But, he said, “Buy me some Drakkar Noir – then we can talk business.”

 He doesn’t need any outside achievement.  He feels good about himself, just because he looks fly.  

I have a lot to learn from my dog.

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